Jan 20, 2016

10 Strange, Funny and Effective Pickup Lines

Whether you’re out with your friends or you simply enjoy your favorite drink in the nearest bar, one of the worst things that could happen to you is a guy trying to get your attention by telling some horrible pickup lines. No one loves cheesy pickup lines so learning a few funny yet effective phrases is a surefire way to get rid of your loneliness. Since a great pickup line isn’t easy to come by, here are some ideas to consider:

1. “I know you from somewhere… Let me think… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.”

This pickup line may make anyone to start thinking about the places where you could see each other. Well, you know that you see that guy or girl for the first time, but they have no clue about it. Keep silent and continue your conversation.

2. “Are you a magnet? Cause I’m drawn as to a magnet.”

This one sounds a bit banal, but girls love romantic pickup lines. Needless to say, guys love them too. When telling this, make sure you smile and your voice is soft and kind. Otherwise, your serious face will spoil your potential date night.

3. “Your beauty rivals the graphics of Need for Speed”

or Call of Duty, or any other game you wish, however Need of Speed is a favorite game of both girls and guys. This pickup line helped my friend find his wife, so maybe it will help you get attention of some hot guy or lady too.

4. “You smell like trash, can I take you out?”

This pickup line is weird and not for everyone. If your crush isn’t like many of us, he or she won’t find these words offensive. Don’t use this pickup line when you see a serious guy or an elegant lady, or you may end up with a hand-print across your cheek. Ouch, ouch.

Read also – 10 Obvious Signs a Guy Is Flirting with You

5. “My parents are so excited; they can’t wait to meet you!”

A little bit of fun will never hurt, especially if this fun can turn into a long-lasting relationship. You can also say ‘friends’ or ‘siblings’ instead of parents, in case you don’t have them.

6. “Is this seat taken?”

This old school pickup line always works. If the seat next to your potential date isn’t taken, ask a simple question. If they respond in a friendly way, then you have a chance. If not, you may need to use another pickup line to grab their attention.

7. “You look like my favorite actor/actress.”

This pickup line will definitely be followed by a question, “Who’s your favorite actor/actress.” If this is not a case and they will say something like, “I’m happy for you” or even “I don’t care,” you will need to work harder and think quicker to come up with a new line.

8. “Do you want me to hit you with a banal pickup line or can we skip that?”

Straightforwardness is always helpful. However, when you ask this question, your crush may not even notice that it’s actually a pickup line, unless they read our article too. You can come up with similar pickup lines, if you don’t feel like telling this one. For example, “You’re so gorgeous, you made me forget my pick up line” or “I’m so blinded with your beauty that I forget my pickup line.”

Read also – 12 Worst Flirting Mistakes Women Make

9. “Allow me to rescue you from your friends.”

If you see your crush with lots of friends, this funny pickup line will come in handy. Again, with mixing and matching words you can create a great number of similar pickup lines to use the next time you meet your so-called date.

10. “Do you wanna get a pizza?”

The response is unexpected, but even if they say something like, “Are you crazy?” or “What the hell are you talking about?” it doesn’t mean you should run away from them. Simply say, “You must be alien if you don’t like a pizza.” Who doesn’t like pizzas?

These pickup lines are good ice-breakers and conversation starters. These are tried and tested pickup lines that truly work. Use them to meet your soulmate, next hook up or simply new friends. What are your best pickup lines that have helped you in life?

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