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Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Maybe the poets are right. Maybe love is the only answer.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“I should stop ruining my life searching for answers I'm never gonna get, and just enjoy it while it lasts.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“After all, there are worse things in life than death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman, you know what I'm talking about.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“A lot of things have happened in my private life recently that I thought we could review tonight.” – Woody Allen
Famous Woody Allen Quotes
“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.” – Woody Allen