50 Hot Weather Quotes To Beat The Heat

“I told you to wear sunscreen.”

“The thing with heat is, no matter how cold you are, no matter how much you need warmth, it always, eventually, becomes too much.” ― Victoria Aveyard

“Ice is most welcome in a cold drink on a hot day.”

“Summer has set in with its usual severity.”

“August is a month when if it is hot weather it is really very hot.”- Gertrude Stein

“Surely, anyway, a working day of eight or nine hours which is not split by a nap is simply too much for a human being to take, day in , day out, and particularly so in hot weather.”

“The most obnoxious thing in the world is to listen to others drone on about how much they love the heat.”

“It was the driest season the island had ever known. The heat which had accumulated during the long days still seemed to hover over the city, stifling its inhabitants.”

“Whether the weather be cold, whether the weather be hot, we’ll be together whatever the weather whether we like it or not.”

“It’s that time of year when some people will say “It’s too hot for coffee”. These people do not understand coffee they are not to be trusted.”

“Good weather all week, but come the weekend, and the weather stinks. When the weather is too hot, they complain; too cold, they complain; and when it’s just right, they’re watching TV.” — Rita Rudner

“Thanx to hot weather for letting me enjoy my ice cream, thanx to cold weather for letting me feel my mommy’s warm hug…” – Sulim

“This kind of heat sucks when you’re not at the beach with a cold beer in your hand.”

“What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.” – Jane Austen

“It was always the view of my parents…that hot weather encouraged loose morals among young people.”- Ian Mcewan

“Iced tea is too pure and natural a creation not to have been invented as soon as tea, ice, and hot weather crossed paths.” — John Egerton

“When the weather is hot, keep a cool mind. When the weather is cold, keep a warm heart.”

“Iced coffee, on a hot day, can perform miracles.”

“Heat, ma am! It was so dreadful here that I found there was nothing left for it but to take off my flesh and sit in my bones.”- Sydney Smith

“I say…it’s so hot! The hens are picking up worms with potholders!”

“I’m not into cold weather, I like warm weather.” – Amos Lee

“Summer, dropping so easily a delicious everything upon your skin and lips. Like a never-ending kiss — taunting, deep, and luscious. The sun. The heat. The thousand echoes of a timelessness before time, when every day seems longer than the next and no day seems likely to ever truly end. Summer.” ― Carew Papritz

“I’m ready for flip-flops, warmer weather, sunshine, blooming flowers, birds singing and green grass.”

“People change more frequently than the seasons do, and still, we blame the sun for bringing in the heat.” — Shweta Tale

“It is a grave error to assume that ice cream consumption requires hot weather.”- Anne Fadiman

“It’s so blo#dy hot today.”

“You know it is hot when even the dog starts to melt.”

“The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF.”

“Hot weather opens the skull of the sky, exposing its white brain, and its heart of nerves, which sizzle like the wires inside a lightbulb.”

“In a relationship with Air Conditioner.”

“Forget about frying an egg on the sidewalk; this kind of heat would fry an egg inside the chicken.”

“I’m glad it’s finally hot enough to complain about how hot it is.”

“What does one wear when it’s as hot as fried hell outside?”

“The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.”- Jerome K. Jerome

“The heat made all crazy. They woke from their damp bedsheets and went in search of a glass of water, surprised to find that when their vision cleared.”

“Wind is God’s way of balancing heat.”

“If I don’t make it to heaven, at least I know what hell feels like with this heat!” ― April Mae Monterrosa

“Summer is like the ultimate one-night stand….hot as hell, totally thrilling, and gone before you know it.”

“I like hot weather. I think it might be a bit better if England was a bit hotter.” — Freddie Highmore

“Happiness is a day at the pool.”

“Did the hole in the ozone layer just get bombed?”

“What grows best in the heat: fantasy, unreason, lust.” ― Salman Rushdie

“Dear weather, stop showing off… We know you’re HOT!!!”

“Happiness is… a glass of cold water after a walk home in hot weather.”

“But tomorrow may rain, so I’ll follow the sun.” – The Beatles

“People don’t notice whether it’s winter or summer when they’re happy.” – Anton Chekhov

“Hot weather brings out snakes and slaveholders, and I like one class of the venomous creatures as little as I do the other.”- Harriet Ann Jacobs

“Hot weather taken a test to a person How much the person have cool temperatures.” – Sanjukta Pal

“When I feel the heat, I see the light.” ― Everett Dirksen

“I hate this hot weather, I have to keep my windows closed because all my neighbor’s kids do is scream. I’m seriously considering giving them back.”