6 Best George Carlin Quotes And Sayings

“Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.” – George Carlin

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin

“I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.” – George Carlin

“Dusting is a good example of the futility of trying to put things right. As soon as you dust, the fact of your next dusting has already been established.” – George Carlin

“The decay and disintegration of this culture is astonishingly amusing if you are emotionally detached from it. I have always viewed it from a safe distance, knowing I don't belong; it doesn't include me, and it never has. No matter how you care to define it, Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no ...

... interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.” – George Carlin

“When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.” – George Carlin