60 Annoying Friend Quotes and Captions That You Can Relate To

“Dear people who annoy me, please cancel my subscription to your issues.”

“We all have that one skinny friend who eats more than an elephant.”

“I am not in a bad mood, everyone is just annoying.”

“I deserve a medal for making it through all this time without stabbing you.”

“Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.”

Tag that annoying friend – Who has been tagging you in all stupid posts.

“You have this annoying ability to say the perfect thing and then ruin it by still talking.”- Jen Wyke

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”

One annoying best friend is far better than a valentine who doesn’t even talk to you.

“Sorry I can’t hear you, I naturally tune out annoying people.”

“Painful truth, some friends stay annoying.”

“Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.” – Esther M. Clark

“To my best friend, no you are not funny. You are just annoying.”

“Friends who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

“I agree to everything you say just to make stop talking.”

“Love the friends whose existence annoys you.”

“Hey there! Best friend, sometimes I think that you actually deserve a prize and a slap for being most annoying and trustworthy person of my life.”

“Everyone has an annoying friend, if you don’t, then you are the annoying one.”

“There are some friends who inspire your inner serial killer.”

“Annoying friends are like clouds, once they disappear, it’s a bright day.”

“I prefer a pleasant vice to an annoying virtue.”

“Friendship is….being equally annoying.”

“Dear annoying person, you have some terrible habits, breathing is one of them.”

“Sarcasm is the best response for some people.”

“Don’t you dare waste my time.”

Raise your hand “if your best friend is the most annoying yet most loving person on the planet.”

“My friends? Sometimes they are annoying but I still want them in my life.”

“He’s annoying, he’s hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he’s out of his mind but he’s everything I want.”

“I may look calm, but in my head I have killed you three times.”

Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.

I may look calm, but in my head I have killed you three times.

I wanna be nice but everyone just annoys me.

Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.

Yes, She’s Annoying But I Love Her.

Annoying each other and thoroughly enjoyig it.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember, oh I put up with you. So we’re even.

Some people stay annoying.

Friendship is annoying each other and thoroughly enjoying it.

Everybody has the right to be stupid. But you’re abusing the privilege.

Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m out-going, my best friends know that I’m completely insane.

As your best friend I’ll always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

Finding friends with the same mental disorder….priceless!

Your inspirational quotes have inspired me to unfriend you.

Happiness is irritating your best friend in the most insane way.

We all have that one friend who never learned how to whisper.

Friendship is being equally annoying.

If you keep annoying me, I’ll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it’s Santa’s hotline.

If common sense is common why are you without it?

Your face could scare the shit out of a toilet.

Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth like stupidity falls out of yours.

Best friends are like farts. Some are quiet. Some are loud. They embarrass you. They make you feel good. And they make you laugh.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my coffee and then after that still please don’t talk to me.

Of all the annoying things in the world, you’re my favorite.

Even wifi-less areas are heaven when each one of my squad is given.

Best friend: They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public.

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Bitter and dumb, you’re my sugarplum.

Never let your best friends get lonely….keep disturbing them.

Nobody really likes us except for us.

I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time.

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid stuff alone.

Sometimes my best friend annoys the shot out of me, but I know that I could never live without her.

I like you because you join in on my weirdness.

You are my best friend because… you are you, you let me be me, and still…we love each other!

Life is tasteless without that one annoying friend.