70 Friends With Benefits Quotes For Your FWB

“The sad thing is, I actually thought you were different.” — Jamie

“I always thought you were a true love kind of girl.” — Lorna

“I kind of believe in true love. There might be a Prince Charming out there for me.” — Jamie

“I’m just gonna shut myself down emotionally. Like George Clooney.” — Jamie

“I love women. They’re beautiful, majestic, mysterious, mesmerizing creatures. Smart, empathetic, far superior to men in every way.” — Tommy

“One day you’ll meet someone and it’ll literally take your breath away. Like you can’t breathe. Like no oxygen to the lungs. Like a fish.” — Tommy

“Why do i get the feeling this is the first real commitment you’ve ever made? It’s not. T-mobile. Two years. And I do not regret that one!”

“Friendship is a special emotion among people. It’s great to have best friends by the side. However, sometimes it’s funny to have friends with benefits. Anyway,enjoy your relationship!”

“I love this movie! If a prostitute and a ruthless business man can fall in love, then anyone can.” — Jamie

“No relationship. No emotions. Just s*x.” — Jamie

“Why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? They do. It’s called p*rn.”

“Look, I can live without ever having s*x with you again. It’ll be really hard. Hey, I want my best friend back. Because I’m in love with her.” — Dylan

“You’re worth waiting for.” — Parker

“Every place can be a bit lonely sometimes.” — Jamie

“Maybe you should care a little bit less about work and a little bit more about the girl you’re dating.” — Kayla

“I’m done with the relationship thing. I’m emotionally unavailable. I’m emotionally damaged.”

“I don’t have a type. It’s more about what’s inside.” — Dylan

“It’s not who you want to spend friday night with, It’s who you want to spend all day saturday with.” — Tommy

“What? Nothing. Just glad I met you.”

“Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a d*ck. He’s a d*ck douche.” — Dylan

“Why do relationships always start off so fun and then turn into s*ck-a-bag-of-d*cks?” — Dylan

“God, I wish my life was a movie sometimes, you know? I would never have to worry about my hair or having to go to the bathroom, and then, when I’m at my lowest point some guy would chase me down the street, pour his heart out and then we’d kiss. Happily ever after!” — Jamie

“’Every new beginning comes from some other beginning.’ That actually makes sense, right here. Who’d have thought that Third Eye Blind could be so prophetic.” — Dylan

“You want someone to sweep you off your feet, but you’re more interested in getting swept off your feet than the someone who’s doing the sweeping. You seem like you got it totally together, but you’re actually really emotionally damaged.” — Quincy

“She’s a girl. S*x always means more to them even if they don’t admit it.” — Tommy

“You want to be happy? Find someone you like and never let them go.”

“I really have to stop buying into this bullshit Hollywood cliche of true love.” — Jamie

“I’m gonna change your life. I’m that girl!” — Jamie

“I liked your eyes. I din’t think I’d ever seen such beautiful eyes.”

“I don’t know if you’ve heard, but I am seriously f**ked up.”

I think they should create a holiday for friend-with-benefits relationships. Because I feel like Valentine’s Day is, maybe it’s a day to stay home and cry.” — Elizabeth Meriwether

“Once upon a time we were briefly friends with benefits. Now we’re just friends at a benefit.” — Sarina Bowen

“Side benefit of dating me: free motivational speeches. It’s like friends with benefits where the benefits are inspirational.” — Josh Sundquist

“I do not see how it’s possible to have a ”friends with benefits” lifestyle, because if the s** is great, it’s going to naturally expand into a more meaningful relationship. Otherwise, it’s just a bloody call.” — Jenna Elfman

“’Friends with benefits’ is not a good idea, one of you is bound to fall for the other…”

“Friend with benefits? More than friends? Don’t sample the goodies unless you’re willing to risk addiction and withdrawal.” — Ann Landers

“Facebook should expand their relationship status field to include: One night stand, friends with benefits and do it yourself.”

“You can have your friends with benefits. I have friends with batteries and a lot less drama.”

“Let’s be friends… with benefits, snacks and cuddles all day.”

“What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?” — Chuck Lorre

“Friends with benefits might seem like a simple, uncomplicated relationship. But the truth is that it’s one of the most complicated ones you can create.”

“Don’t fall in love with a friend with benefit… Fall of a bridge it hurts less…”

“Friends with benefits is the best concept that refrains people from destroying their life in love matters provided that virginity isn’t a measure of character.” — Chetan Bagul

“These days commitment is out and friends with benefits is in.!”

“We’re not dating. We’re just friends who hand out, have fun, cuddle, kiss, and have s**. Yet, he still sends me a ‘good morning beautiful’ text every morning.”

“So you two are together?” “Nope, just friends…with incredible benefits. Super great ones. Mind-blowing ones.” — Toni Aleo

“Girls who say they are cool with the ‘friends with benefits’ situation are lying to themselves!”

“Let’s play friends with benefits and see who catches feelings first.”

“Friends with benefits are neither.” — Jason Evert

“Friends with benefits is better than a relationship full of boredom…”

“Your girlfriend should be your best friend… So don’t treat her like a friend with benefits.”

“There are many benefits to having good friends, but friends with benefits are much more fun…”

“Friends with benefits, you’ll end up getting hurt. Feelings get caught and you’ll need more from that guy or girl…”

“It’s okay to enjoy someone’s ‘extra presence’ without having to put a label on what you two really are…”

“Friends with benefits, my *ss. He’s mine.” — J.M. Madden

“When you said ‘friends with benefits’ I assumed you owned a bookstore.”

“We care for each other, we’re more than friends but we’re not a couple either… well I guess…”

“To be honest I want a friend with benefits and see if it turns into a relationship…”

“Friends with benefits good enough to hang with, good enough to lay with, never good enough to be with.”

“I really just want to be in a relationship but he only wants to be BWF. I’ll take what I can get but it hurts to think that all I’m worth is to be a di*ty little secret…”

“Friend with benefits = in reality is telling you to your face that you’re good enough to f**k… but not good enough to invest feelings in…”

“I keep trying to hide how much I love you, but just being your friend with benefit isn’t enough.”

“One of the benefits of having friends with benefits is that you can get a good f**k and still stay single.”

“Friends with benefits: better than words, more than a feeling, but still less than love.”

“You will feel lonely on Valentine’s Day if you have a FWB arrangement.”

“Don’t be the friend with benefits, be the girlfriend or wife with commitments.”

“Being friends with benefits after a breakup is all fun and games until one of you falls in love.”

“With friends with benefits like you, who needs friends without benefits.”

“I’m going to change my name on Facebook to ”benefits”, so when you add me it say, ”You are now friends with benefits.”

“I don’t understand our relationship, Sometimes we’re friends, sometimes we;re more than friends and sometimes I’m just a stranger to you.”