Best Zoolander Quotes

“What is this? A center for ants?!”

“Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” – Derek Zoolander

“I’m sorry that good-looking people like us made you throw up and feel bad about yourself.” — Derek Zoolander

“Now if you’ll excuse me, I have an after-funeral party to attend.”

Hansel: “Are you challenging me to a walk-off… Boo-Lander?”

“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills! I invented the piano key necktie, I invented it!” – Mugatu

“I think I’ve got the black lung, Pop.”

“Dammit Derek, I’m a coal miner, not a professional film or television actor.” — Larry Zoolander

“Derek Zoolander: “What say we settle this on the runway… Han-Solo?”

“Have you ever wondered if there was more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?” —Quote by Derek Zoolander