The Cat’s Mind: 15 Ridiculous Thoughts Your Cat Has Each Day

Having a cat is a lot of fun and stress at the same time, especially if you’re a single lady. Unlike dogs, cats love freedom and quiet time, and they tend to control their owners. You can’t just play with your feline friend whenever you want. Sometimes you can’t even guess what to do in order to make your cat a bit friendlier.

I’m not talking about ordinary, stray cats who are loyal, lovely, and friendly. I’m talking about those cute but stubborn purebred cats who are not as simple as you think. Here’s what your cat thinks of you in different situations. Be careful and don’t hurt yourself smiling too widely!

1 I’m a queen here!

Whether you’re exhausted, tired, and stressed, or you just want to spend a few hours watching TV, your couch is always busy when you want to use it. You know your cat usually sleeps in your bed, but right now she’s lying on your couch and doesn’t even think of leaving it.

You want to share that couch with her, but she gets angry and you end up sitting near the couch and watching TV while your feline friend is lying on your own and favorite couch like a queen.

2 Are you dead?

Saturday, 4 a.m. You wake up feeling those little feet running over you. Don’t scream, ladies! Your cat is just checking out whether you are alive and not late for work.

Lovely cat, isn’t it? My kitty is like an alarm clock. She wakes me up at the same time each day. It’s so nice of her, but I wish she slept a bit longer on weekends.

Read also – 7 Important Tips for Adopting a Stray Cat

3 It’s time to play hide-and-seek

Cats aren’t huge fans of water. Every time you want to bathe your cat, you spend minutes looking for her. She knows when to play hide-and-seek. The minute you think of bathing your cat, start seeking!

4 Surprise!

When you are running late for an important meeting or you are waiting for your guests, your cat can’t just sleep peacefully. The last moment you recognize that foul odor. Surprise! Now you have to change that litter again.

5 Wow, it’s a play time!

When cleaning your house, you can’t sit motionless either. Your kitty doesn’t do anything to help you. The only thing is that your cat thinks you just play with her. My cat is always here to make a mess once my room is cleaned to perfection, gosh.

6 You’re so miserable

Cats are selfish, not all of them, but most. When you cry, your kitty doesn’t understand why you’re crying when you have a cozy home, tasty food, and lots of other amazing things.

“You’re so miserable and ungrateful,” that’s what she’s trying to tell you. So smile and play with your little furry friend to boost your mood.

7 Are you crazy?

When you are super happy, you jump, dance, sing, and do many other things that make you happier. If your kitty is sleeping at that moment, now you are selfish. Be sure, she will play you back for it!

8 Leave these foods for yourself

This is the thought your cat has when you are trying to feed her some unhealthy or disgusting stuff. Your kitty deserves only the best and most delicious foods. Keep it in mind next time you buy that cheap dry cat food.

Read also – 10 Most Dangerous People Foods for Cats

9 Throw away that vacuum cleaner

Your vacuum cleaner is your cat’s nemesis. In general, cats are afraid of any sort of loud noise. So now you know how to occupy your couch, or simply get rid of your cat for a while. But don’t forget that cats are unforgiving.

10 I get it, you’re busy, but I’m bored

If you are working from home, your cat is a big distraction. She is like a baby. She wants to eat. She wants to drink. She wants to play. She broke your favorite vase.

Now she’s trying to catch your golden fish. Oh, that litter has an awful odor. It seems you never accomplish your work.

11 Leave me alone. I wanna sleep

Now that you have some free time, you definitely want to tease your furry friend. Call it Murphy’s law, but your cat isn’t in the mood to play. The only thing you can do is leave her alone. Can you do it? I don’t think so.

12. You deserve it

Every time your cat bites or scratches you, she doesn’t feel guilty. She thinks you really deserve it. You touch her in a sensitive area, tease her, and do whatever you want, so your smart cat knows how to stop you.

13 Who’s that guy?

If you are a single lady who lives with a cat only, your cat can’t share you with anyone else. Cats are jealous, so tell your boyfriend to stay away from your cat; otherwise, she can bite him, too.

Read also – 8 Amazing Pets to Raise with Your Partner

14 I love you too, but don’t touch me right now

Cats are incredibly curious. They like to sit and look out the window. It’s like a TV for us. But here you are wanting to kiss your sweet little friend. Let’s imagine.

You’re going to watch your favorite show, but your neighbor wants to drink tea with you. What’s your reaction?

15 That string is my eternal enemy!

You dangle a simple piece of yarn or a shoelace in front of your cat, and suddenly she’s in full predator mode, batting and pouncing like it’s the most epic battle ever. In her mind, that innocent string is a sneaky intruder that must be conquered at all costs, no matter how many times it “escapes” her clutches.

She’ll chase it under furniture, around corners, and even up your leg, all while plotting her ultimate victory over this relentless foe.

Whether you have a boy or a girl, your cat definitely has most of these thoughts. It doesn’t mean your feline friend doesn’t love you. Cats show affection very differently from people. Tell us more about your kitty.